7/11/08-Porn Scandal Rocks Investor Confidence

Investors responded strongly to a pornography scandal that rocked HEWHOCORRUPTS INC. earlier this month. According to still ambiguous inside reports - HEWHOCORRUPTS INC. CEO Thomas Camaro apparently misunderstood an email sent to him which in turn caused him to submit many employees of his company - including himself - for involvement in an upcoming pornographic video entitled "LORD OF THE TEENS", an adaptation of the late American classic "LORD OF THE FLIES".

A company spokesperson claimed Camaro did not intend to submit himself and others for involvement. Rather the spokesperson claimed that Camaro had replied to an email with the subject line "Enhance Your Male Performance" intending to send himself and other company hopefuls to a three day team building exercise. Analysts are still undecided on what impact this will cause to HEWHOCORRUPTS INC’s already recession tainted bottom line.